COSMIC PICNIC

I am proud to announce that as of 7/20/2026, I will have circled the sun 27 times and travelled 724,312,062,143.07 km through space. Wow! In honor of this great accomplishment, I will be hosting the first annual COSMIC PICNIC! What does this COSMIC PICNIC entail? Glad you asked! As some of you may know, I have developed an... intense... interest in all things space related over the last few years- and I wanted to throw the most absurb space-themed birthday party I could think of. Hence the birth of the COSMIC PICNIC- a (potentially annual) celestial themed celebration! :D

THE DEETS

• WHO: You and whoever you would like to accompany you
• WHAT: A potentially awkward social situation AND/OR a good time
• WHERE: The middle of Cheeseman Park (look for glowing ballons)
• WHEN: Around 8:30PM, stargazing is best after 10:00PM for those who partake
• WHY: I want to have a silly lil picnic with my friends
• HOW: I can't answer that for you... good luck

There will be pizza and cookies provided by yours truly, but feel free to bring your own snacks/drinks, space themed or otherwise!

Optional celestial outfits/costumes encouraged but not mandatory. (Ex. alien, moon, saturn, neutron star, astronaut, galaxy, black hole, rocket... get creative! Bonus points if it glows!)

For the socially hesitant, I will have some arts/crafts/activities available to distract from small talk and akward silences.

**If it is cloudy, you will be treated to an exclusive screening of Carl Sagan's COSMOS: A Personal Voyage- illegally pirated on a laptop.**